Angelina Jolie is scheduled to deliver her twins any day now, but there’s just one problem… Her doctor is MISSING IN ACTION! Angelina’s delivery is taking place in France and her stateside doctor can’t be found. Her doctor seems to be some sort of delivery doctor to the stars apparently. In addition to “Brangelina’s” baby, Doctor Jason Rothbart has delivered Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s first child.

My question is… Why the hell did Brad and Angelina go to France to have a baby anyway? Some sources say, they went to France to have a safer and “paparazzi-free” delivery. So you know what that means right? They’re probably going to sell their baby pictures again for charity. I guess you can’t say too much negative stuff about that. So I’ll leave that one alone.

Good luck Brangelina. And by the way… Wanted was amazing!!!