Reality tv is tv nowadays. Over 60% of tv programming on cable/satellite tv consists of reality tv-based shows. The interesting thing is that the shows are not actually reality at all. They’re scripted to a degree. But we all know that already.
MTV’s The Real World was the first main stream reality tv show success. Since then, there’s been reality tv shows based on almost every facet of life.
The newest trend is reality shows for celebrity has-beens. This to me is the most ridiculous reality tv format. If your Hollywood star has fallen, be graceful and do something else. Instead Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson, Flava Flav, Brett Michaels, Rev Run, and so many more celebrities get a second chance at fame for some strange reason.
Reality tv has a weird way of sucking you in. I don’t know about you, but I’m guilty of watching reality tv. I find my self sitting there and cursing at how stupid the shows are, but like a moron I sit there and continue to watch. Do you have this problem? Maybe I’m just suffering from an extreme case of bitchassness. Ok… This is getting off subject and is starting to sound like one big rant.
Back to the subject at hand…
It seems like reality tv is the only thing on tv nowadays. What’s sad is that a lot of actors and actresses are losing gigs because there’s not much real tv anymore and the competition to be on a real show is so stiff.
Every time I think reality tv can’t get any worse it always does.
There’s shows with party people, old-ass celebrities, dancing, and much more other crap.
If you want to be on reality tv, I’ve put together what I believe to be some sure fire ways of doing so.
Guys:
- Be really really annoying
- Be really really horny
- Be hot and have muscles
- Be scrawny and ugly
- Be a liar
- Be a complete dumbass
- Be really really selfish
- Be self-centered
- Be ambiguously racist
- Be a closet gay guy
- Have absolutely no personality
Gals:
- Be really really annoying
- Have huge fake boobs
- Be blonde
- Be a brunette
- Be willing to turn into a lesbian
- Be really ghetto (The media loves to portray an “angry black girl”)
- Be ambiguously racist
- Wear short shorts with your ass-out
- Be a complete slut
- Sleep with the casting director
- Be totally dumb
Ok. I think that about sums it up. If you want to ruin your life for 15 minutes of fame, reality tv is for you. And these steps should surely get you there.
How much does Britney Spears weigh? No one knows for sure except for Britney and she’s not telling. There’s reports that Britney currently weighs, 115, 120, 130, and even 150 lbs. Who knows? The pictures below may be your only bet to finding an accurate answer.
How much does Britney Spears weigh: Feed me baby one more time. This is photoshopped
How much does Britney Spears weigh: MTV VMA’s performance pic. This is photoshopped
How much does Britney Spears weigh: BRITNEY! Large and in charge. This is photoshopped
How much does Britney Spears weigh: Tabloid lies! OK! Magazine posted an old pic of Britney to sell a bogus weight loss plan
How much does Britney Spears weigh: Sadistic smile
How much does Britney Spears weigh: Thicker than usual
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How to go out with chris brown:
In April of 2008: 2,989 people (more than likely all girls) search for the keyword: how to go out with chris brown. This is weird because, there’s no instruction manual on how to date a celebrity; and that’s what it seems like people are looking for. Not to mention, Chris Brown is dating and has been dating for a while: Rhianna. They deny it, but it’s quite obvious. They were hugged up at the MTV Movie Awards last night.
But anyways, if you’re looking to date Chris Brown, your best bet is to be a groupie. That’s just a joke! But it is your only real option.
Chris Brown music downloads:
- Chris Brown: Forever
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- Chris Brown: Run It!
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How old is Chris Brown:
Chris Brown was born May 5th, 1989 in Tappahannock, Virginia to Joyce Hawkins and Clinton Brown. His birthday would make him 19 years old as of today’s date. Chris has one brother and no other siblings.
Chris Brown music downloads:
- Chris Brown: Forever
- Chris Brown: Kiss Kiss
- Chris Brown: Run It!
- Chris Brown: With You
Chris Brown CD’s:
- Chris Brown: Exclusive
- Chris Brown: Exclusive
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